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Gibbous Gold Chase

Coptic Explorer looking for polar fleidermice

Six years of fruitless trudging across barren moonscapes had done nothing to diminish Anselm’s spirits.
While the search for gold had been fruitless he had proudly sent back to the queen the three polar fleidermice he discovered on Getemide 7.
Too, there was the discovery of a lunar bakery with great brioche on Mulberrix Minor.

I am Organicus. I come in peas.

Organicus comes in peas.

Consume your broccoli stalks or face annihilation.

An Organ Too Far

The catamaspleen was not the hoped-for success.

Breakthroughs in biotechnology allowed for the generation of any organ type and limitless permutations thereof.
The introduction of the catamaspleen, however, quickly lead to legislation reining in the surprising creativity of the biotech community.

70’s Borg

Flat Craft Designs

Next-generation reconnaissance craft rendering

Blueprints for a reconnaissance plane I submitted to the CIA.
Haven't heard back yet, but it’s got to make it through a bunch of committees and stuff before they get to “yes.”

Lunar Honeydew, part 2

Moon encounter

Say, who’s that on yonder ridge?
He looks bigger than Carl the baker.
Then again optics can get pretty distorted out here on the prairies of the moon.


KinderJammer the robot

Made his bones shutting down the opposition’s social media networks during the Teenage Rebellion of 2027.

Future Mod

Talkin’ ’bout his generation.

Otto Weller, great-great-grandson of Paul Weller.

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