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Trickle-down EconomicsBot

Trickle-down Economics Bot is not a Fantaxy

Oh he’ll reach you.

Just be patient.

Unsolicited Campaign Theme

Clever campaign slogan, available

For a local GOP candidate.
I’ve been asked to hold on to it for now.

Youngest Politician Yet

Youngest politician ever...so fresh faced!

A thousand venal half-truths but a gleam in his eye.

Middle East Fish Plan

Fish negotiators with facial hair

The latest sticking point: recognition of the little orange castle as a sovereign little castle.
Negotiations are never easy in a glass bowl.

Monkeyboy

Monkeyboy and weapon

Does this end well? No, it does not.

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