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Lucas the Four-Eyed Lycanthrope

Lucas the four-eyed lycanthrope is patient by werewolf standards

He tolerated the chickens’ taunts as long as he could.

Beauty and the V8

Chick flees Hemi

Hemi was an all-state quarterback and he was crazy about Chick, the coach’s daughter and cute as a peep. Naturally everyone in school thought they were destined to be together.
Everyone but Chick.

Mechagenetics

Mecha-birds examine their offspring.

“Oh look honey, she has your heat shielding!”

Hawkman Processes

Hawkman rethinks his approach

The thinking is, was, to start as high as possible, using those powerful upper currents, learning as I go.
I’m wondering now, as my flapping cheeks sting my face and the screaming wind threatens to slice of my ears, if this was best possible approach.

Brian the Biomechanical Engineer

Brian the quirky engineer

So, I used to know this guy Brian… a brilliant engineer but absolutely obsessed with mailmen.
More accurately, he simply detested mailmen.
No idea why. An incident from his youth maybe.

Clumsy Chickenbot

Look out, Clumsy Chickenbot!

Frequently found lumbering behind the nimble Cricketbot.

Werther the Paranoid Crow

Werther the paranoid crow

He’s never met Fatty Arbuckle, never even seen the man in the flesh, but Werther knows, sure as corn’s yellow, that his brothers are trapped in one of Fatty’s pies, in one of Fatty’s shops.

Ossi & Mossum

Now-famous Ossi & Mossim

These guys got their start designing granola mixes for Robert De Niro's breakfasts.
Not a lot of people know that.

Hierokeet and Scepter

Widely considered to to be the most accurate depiction of Hierokeet

This benevolent, if preening, ruler brought about a renaissance
in the arts and sciences that lasted nearly half a century.
It is said he had a vocabulary in excess of 30 words.

Post-owl

Older and wiser

Omniscient, wingless state achieved after wisdom reaches a certain critical mass. Citation needed.

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