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I am Organicus. I come in peas.

Organicus comes in peas.

Consume your broccoli stalks or face annihilation.

Turnipnotist

You are getting sleepy ... very, very sleepy

The last thing Steff remembers is tugging at an odd-looking and particularly stubborn root veg.

Dead Earth Sower

Cultivating a dead earth

The farmer knew the importance of rotating between crops of salt and pencil shavings.
A winter cover crop of mercury helped to ensure the land stayed barren.

Dr. Heinlock, the Cat-Free Tree Maker

Dr. Heinlock will get you done!

Pioneer in Ethical Vaporization Technologies

Ask us about our flesh-eating bacteria swarms!

“No cat too ornery, no branch to trembly.”

Cats only. NO POSSUMS

Biodiverse baddies

Biodiverse baddies, Winken, Blinkong and Zod

Dedicated to environmental mayhem with Valdezian zest (zeal?). Interned at Peabody Energy

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