Gibbous Gold Chase

Coptic Explorer looking for polar fleidermice

Six years of fruitless trudging across barren moonscapes had done nothing to diminish Anselm’s spirits.
While the search for gold had been fruitless he had proudly sent back to the queen the three polar fleidermice he discovered on Getemide 7.
Too, there was the discovery of a lunar bakery with great brioche on Mulberrix Minor.

The Sheep Bearer

The Sheep Gift bearer arrives at the gathering with much fanfare.

Well sure, yes, it’s certainly a generous gift.
But it’s all he ever brings!
And to a baby shower?

The Messiah Six Complex

Theater owner with a messiah complex

The theater is close and relatively cheap, but the owner insists on rotating the same “classics.”
How many times can you watch “Godspell”, “Clash of the Titans” or “Helter Skelter”, really?

Flipper’s Canoe Service

Flipper is enterprising

C’mon, it’s super easy!

Flat Craft Designs

Next-generation reconnaissance craft rendering

Blueprints for a reconnaissance plane I submitted to the CIA.
Haven't heard back yet, but it’s got to make it through a bunch of committees and stuff before they get to “yes.”

Late for Lunch, the Path of Least Resistance

Young prince taking the path of least resistance

A shortcut through the Neville chamber should make up for lost time.
So long as the young prince didn’t run into yappy Winston.

Milton and Melville

Milton and Melville fighting to please

Milton and Melville continue to flail ineffectively at each other, desperate to please their god.
Moloc looks on with waning interest.


DARPA's Falling Dog Bot.

A beautifully realized DARPA vision of the phrase 'Raining cats and dogs.'


Dupes travel in clusters

“The 8-Hour Diet!? OMGOMGOMGOM!”

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