Playground Monitor

Playground Monitor in action

Vigilant but slow. A minimum of six are required on the perimeter.

Early Hopi Babysitter

Early Hopi babysitter

Initially invoked as a temple sentry, her regal bearing quickly elevated her to principal matron to the queen’s children.

Charismatic and Popular Mr. for all Ages

Charismatic and popular Mr. for all ages

North Korea is encouraged buy the rights to Mr., brand and franchise the heck out of him
and become bigger than Disney.
This is an auspicious opportunity to influence the world.

Hemming and Hawing at the Pearly Gates

Be quick on your feet before St. Pete.

Probably the kind of thing to rehearse once a year.

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