Scottish

Ronin Haggis

Dinna cross the Ronin Haggis, lad.

His name is a tremulous whisper on the lips of Hebrides housewives.
Tales of chance encounters keep lads close across moonlit moors.
He was indifferent to their fear.
The brash vitality that once made him the centerpiece of Christmas breakfast had long since cooled and hardened into something far less giving.

Crusty Scottish Batman

Crusty Scottish Batman, Laird of Loch Bat

Awa’! Dinna scarf all the bat-haggis, ye wee scroungers!

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