Domestic

The Sheep Bearer

The Sheep Gift bearer arrives at the gathering with much fanfare.

Well sure, yes, it’s certainly a generous gift.
But it’s all he ever brings!
And to a baby shower?
Really?!

Not the World’s Best Babysitter

Hooded babysitter finger-paints wantonly on walls and charges

But she shows up on time, usually.

Peeking into the Drawing Room

Seymour the Ghost sees something he wish he hadn't

Seymour finally sees something he can’t unsee.

Playground Monitor

Playground Monitor in action

Vigilant but slow. A minimum of six are required on the perimeter.

Lunar Honeydew, part 3

Mecha-wife is more irritated than worried

Where in the hell is Alec? I sent him for a loaf of space bread ages ago.

Mechagenetics

Mecha-birds examine their offspring.

“Oh look honey, she has your heat shielding!”

Early Hopi Babysitter

Early Hopi babysitter

Initially invoked as a temple sentry, her regal bearing quickly elevated her to principal matron to the queen’s children.

Where the Wild Thing Is

Lunch time! Feeding the wicked pet.

Just where is one supposed to keep a thrashy, limbless carnivore with razor sharp teeth?
Give me an alternative to the bathtub and I’ll seriously consider it. 

Difficulty Assembling

Nothing fits!

Why is it some mornings it seems impossible to get out the door?

I’ll give YOU marital bliss!

Jacob is struck by his lovely wife

Jacob wondered, not for the first time, how it was he managed to marry the last surviving member of the Knag tribe.

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