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The Messiah Six Complex

Theater owner with a messiah complex

The theater is close and relatively cheap, but the owner insists on rotating the same “classics.”
How many times can you watch “Godspell”, “Clash of the Titans” or “Helter Skelter”, really?

Falling Star

Twinkle, twinkle aaiiieeeeeeeeee!

Wasn’t she on Square Pegs?

These are Famous in Japan

Hyper-violent crowd pleasers

What made these stolid lads in simple suits a mad sensation?

The hypnotic whirl of their night sticks?

Their easy aplomb in dispatching the crowd?

Or was it the single bright bloom at the end of each performance,
the cheery smears of blood across their lips?

It's unknowable; groupies typically survive four performances, tops.

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