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Beauty and the V8

Chick flees Hemi

Hemi was an all-state quarterback and he was crazy about Chick, the coach’s daughter and cute as a peep. Naturally everyone in school thought they were destined to be together.
Everyone but Chick.

Mid-Century Modern Love

Those Eames brothers are hot!

Oooh, those molded plywood curves!

Frog + Metastag = TLA

Happy frog stares lovingly, longingly at metastag

“There’s no way! it’ll never work!”

If Arthur had a fly for every time he heard this he’d never need to buy lunch again.

But here they were, happy as clams, nearly 20 years into it.

It just goes to show you kids, follow your heart, be persistent and good things can happen.

Kissy Angel

Kissy Angel

Do not get caught by her on Cloud Nine.

Sir Charles Koala III

Victorian Koala and Mistress

... And his robot mistress, Koala Vampoor 2.1

“Women are not objects.”

She's not easily moved.

I asked her if immovability factored at all in her thinking.

The next thing I remember is waking up in a beeping room with a straw down my throat.

Vlade’s date ends abruptly

Vlade the almost-tapir

What does that mean, “Not even a real a tapir?”
All my profile said was “Four-legged guy with bold color banding and flexible nose enjoys moonlight.”

Alright to the Buttobaza!!

Wonder Wonder Rockstar!

The See-charn emits a sustained, high-pitched peal to attract the female See-charnettes.

The See-charnettes respond with higher-pitched squeals of their own. And bras.

The mating ritual takes from 45 to 90 minutes, depending on the number of encores.

Brooklyn Nightcap II: She warned him

Brooklyn tough goil knocks out bad guy.

She: Want to come up for a coffee?
He: Oh. I don’t drink coffee actually.
She: I don’t have any actually.

I heard this exchange in a movie years ago.
I thought it was an oldie, like Bogart & Bacall, but apparently it comes from the movie 'Brassed Off'

Neckly

Neckly the hickey-giving robot

It’s not fair to call him incorrigible exactly.
It’s just difficult to convince a robot that’s programmed to give and get hickeys to stop.

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