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Muddled Butterfly

Beautifully ornate but befuddled nonetheless butterfly

Where's that pollen sandwich? There's no way I finished that ... did I?

Doppel Sanders, Event Promoter Extraordinaire

Doppel Sanders recognizes all great ideas, so long as they're his ideas.

It’s a great idea, so long as it’s his idea.

The Meatster Bunny

Wheat, chickpeas, sand, spelt … I got no problem with those guys. They’re all good.

Pizza Hexe

Pizza hexe tosses a pie pulled from her own body.

As boys in a small German village, my brothers and I would sneak out at night, drawn to the light from the kitchen window in the back of Zeppi’s pizzeria. We would watch in a silent mix of hunger and horror as the pizza hexe tossed pies pulled from her own body.

Herculean Gingerbread

Gingerbread Man says 'Come at me bro!'

He will not go gentle into that good bite.

The Winged Molluscs of Tchoupitoulas Parish

They must be harvested while sleeping lest they turn you to stone.

They’re the last known speakers of a Yiddish-Creole patois.
They’re capable of summoning gator golems from the bayou.
They are also excellent with garlic and a dash of Worchester and Tabasco.

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