Aztec Astronaut Reentry

Tolotanaka, far ahead of his time, but not far enough.

Tolotanaka the Explorer has no heat shielding.

Mascot Fail

Firefox is always engulfing everyone in flames

Mike, you’re so outgoing, so well-spoken.
And a wonderful posture as foxes go.
The perfect mascot, really.
It’s just the fire…

Backstage Pyros

One demi-celeb and minder burning brightly backstage.

Recent addendum to Tonight Show guest waiver:
Dear guests, please note that matches have been added to the list of items that will not be made available in the Green Room.

Page of Hades

The pages of Hades are a busy lot.

Very like a page of Capitol Hill, but with a better agenda.

Getting Medieval on his Mechanical Ass

Medieval robots fighting with swords

THX-1022 was supremely confident in the recherché of his sword attack. 
So confident, in fact, that he was utterly blindsided by R4’s swords-a-fire response.  

Rough Housing in Hell

Violent horseplay is typically discouraged. But this is hell; I'm pretty sure the rules are different here.

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