Abandoned

The Magicians Vanish

Lambert, deserted by the other magicians, is left holding the bunny.

Lambert is left holding the bunny.

70’s Borg

Mascot Fail

Firefox is always engulfing everyone in flames

Mike, you’re so outgoing, so well-spoken.
And a wonderful posture as foxes go.
The perfect mascot, really.
It’s just the fire…

Vlade’s date ends abruptly

Vlade the almost-tapir

What does that mean, “Not even a real a tapir?”
All my profile said was “Four-legged guy with bold color banding and flexible nose enjoys moonlight.”

East Hampton Anomie

Colonel Whitestamp, wall flower exemplar

Between the bright swirls of summer dresses and endlessly ornate architectural details
Colonel Whitestamp could feel himself melting mercifully out of the party's flow and into the background.

If there’s Nothing Shaking Come this here July...

Magnanimous in victory, clueless to what's coming.

It just goes to show you, one minute you’ve got life by the throat, radiating your beatific, gracious-in-victory grin.

The next, you’re wondering how long it’s going to take the giant hole in your chest to close.

St. Oscillus the Drone

St. Oscillus the Drone

Her Creator took another job three millennia ago and left zero documentation.

The Remainders

The forlorn remainders

We judge them to be less than.

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