Super Different Fashion Sense

Superheroes: Same goals, very different fashion senses

Spiro loved his black latex suit.
Not because it showed off his muscles.
Not because it hid him reasonably well at night.
He liked it because Megalo-Don found it absolutely repellant.
Said it made him look like a giant eggplant.

Beauty and the V8

Chick flees Hemi

Hemi was an all-state quarterback and he was crazy about Chick, the coach’s daughter and cute as a peep. Naturally everyone in school thought they were destined to be together.
Everyone but Chick.

The In-Laws are Coming! The In-Laws are Coming!

Get up, get up! An In-law invasion is imminent!

Prep the scrub brushes!

Fire up the Yankee Candles!

Awkward Symbiosis

Calamites and No-see-ums

The Calamites communicate via No-see-ums, a symbiotic singularity to be certain.

It's fascinating to watch the Calamites attempt to flee their principal means of communication while their very words seem to mock them.

And what do the no-see-ums get? The pleasure of watching the Calamites "cry out", generating more no-see-um activity.

Domestic Hiss

Couple argues over inability to leave party in timely manner.

If you want to leave the party by midnight, then maybe you should be think twice about starting a conversation with Weston about dahlias at 11:45.

I’ll give YOU marital bliss!

Jacob is struck by his lovely wife

Jacob wondered, not for the first time, how it was he managed to marry the last surviving member of the Knag tribe.

MechaConflict and Spirit of Mecha

mecha and spirit of mecha

The business side in MechaConflict was always looking for ways to boost margins while his
panzer side just wanted to crush everything in sight.

Spirit of Mecha hovered, ever watchful, ever helpless to do much more than cautiously whisper cautions.

Marionette Master vs. Hand-Puppet Master

The puppeteers are at it again.

They’re more evenly matched than one might imagine.

Portrait of St. Cheddarhausen

Portrait of St. Cheddarhausen

Saint Cheddarhausen claimed complete bewilderment at the number of people praying to him for domestic hegemony.

It was well known among lower-atmosphere saints, however, that he regularly encouraged devotion through such minor miracles as afflicting spouses with laryngitis during arguments or having the love letters of long lost flames appear in the stack of the day’s mail, always parting the celestial curtain just enough to allow the beneficiary to know to whom they could attribute their sudden upper hand.

Dogfight in the Clouds

Stupid MechBears and SkySharks

Do not trust mechanical animal antipathies;
Their loathing has no staying power.

Take the MechBears and SkySharks for instance.

One day they’re sworn enemies.
The next they’re symbioting to drop bombs on you.


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