Heaven

Tried Smiting, Locusts, Peanut Butter, You Name It.

Trying to catch mice in heaven is just as big of a pain in the ass as it is on earth.

Kissy Angel

Kissy Angel

Do not get caught by her on Cloud Nine.

St. Oscillus the Drone

St. Oscillus the Drone

Her Creator took another job three millennia ago and left zero documentation.

Hemming and Hawing at the Pearly Gates

Be quick on your feet before St. Pete.

Probably the kind of thing to rehearse once a year.

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