Saints

Portrait of St. Cheddarhausen

Portrait of St. Cheddarhausen

Saint Cheddarhausen claimed complete bewilderment at the number of people praying to him for domestic hegemony.

It was well known among lower-atmosphere saints, however, that he regularly encouraged devotion through such minor miracles as afflicting spouses with laryngitis during arguments or having the love letters of long lost flames appear in the stack of the day’s mail, always parting the celestial curtain just enough to allow the beneficiary to know to whom they could attribute their sudden upper hand.

Spirits of the Sky

Spirits in the Sky - St. AintFittus and wide passenger

The guy on the left is St. Aintfittus, the patron saint of carry-on bags.
The guy on the right is God’s prototype for everyone who's ever sat next to me on an airplane.

St. Oscillus the Drone

St. Oscillus the Drone

Her Creator took another job three millennia ago and left zero documentation.

Protected SIMP

Fool protected by SIMPs

Strongly interacting massive particle draws small angel particles.

Counter Saints

Counter Saints

Prayed to in times of need, if the need is to fail. Highly responsive.

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