Unintended consequences

Peeking into the Drawing Room

Seymour the Ghost sees something he wish he hadn't

Seymour finally sees something he can’t unsee.

Best two out of three? Not an option.

An unthinking astronaut is sucked into the void after missing the dartboard.

In space, there’s no such thing as ‘a little game of darts.’

Best Reason not to Tussle Near the Recombinator

Limb confusion

..scuffle, grapple…gff!unnkgh!
Take that!
..sonnuva… ouwff!!
… scuffle, scoot…
GOTchoo!..uhnf!…how my.. got…
…. ….. now waita sec…

Napoleonics Spiraling out of Control

They haven't built a solar system big enough yet for 3 Napoleonics.

Not uncommon when there’s more that one.
Get three on a campaign and next thing you know random planets are getting flattened,
whole colonies are getting conscripted, all manner of craziness.

Primitive Grow Gem

Primitive grow gem

Stick it on your sweetie’s finger and watch the fun begin!

The Cure for Itchy Mouth

Cure for what ails your itchy mouth

Take one and your paramecium troubles are over!
Take two and they’ll mate and you’re fucked for the rest of your suddenly very short life.

Temple Golems

Temple Golems on the move

Weeks of fervent prayer were finally answered, but not as the villagers had hoped.

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